What I know now is that gallant young men rarely get pussy. Put it on a sampler and hang it in your kitchen.

Stephen King
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The best way to keep your wife happy is to give her that which she wants. A woman will be happy with the things that make her happy, but will always demand more of you. If you are always giving her what she wants, she will not be able to handle it all. She will begin to resent you for being so gallant. You need to show her that you are willing to put yourself in harm's way for her sake.

Source: Joyland

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